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madamateur:

trying to drink hot tea while wearing glasses more like

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where the fuck did the laptop go

(via laugh-addict)

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unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

(via theadventuresofmomo)

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skeletonhaver:

ground control to major tom

(via laugh-addict)

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pish-taco:

sociopathicassbutt:

pish-taco:

CALM DOWN CAMERA MAN

REALLY THOUGH WHAT THE FUCK IS UP CAMERA MAN?

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oh don’t get me started, this show loves its dramatic zooms almost as much as the winchesters love their clothing layers

(via kittenpounce)

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bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

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john-egberts-floating-arms:

bitch-youdontknowmylife:

So I was making gingerbread houses with my sisters because we were bored.

Here’s mine:

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Here’s my youngest sister’s:

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And here is our middle sister’s:

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Happy Birthday Jesus!

I know who’s going through their scene phase

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Okay, loves! My ask is open, and I’m an open book! I don’t know why you follow me, but now you can find out who you’re actually following :)

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If you hate me, please raise your right hand and go fuck yourself with it.

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Why does everyone have to hate on Obama? Especially my family. They support Bush more than Obama. Honestly, if you say he’s done nothing but fuck us over, you don’t need to be voting.

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carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

helotastic:

thedisassociation:

greatest weakness:

  • any group of flawed but lovable misfits who make a family with each other

did someone call for

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flawed

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but lovable

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misfits

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who make a

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family

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with each other?

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Where the fuck is supernatural picture?!

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here you go

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